Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese

Now I know what you’re probably thinking. Oh how shitty, a grilled cheese thats filled with jalapeño poppers.

WRONG.

What I did here was take all the basic fundamentals (fried, cheese, popper, jalapeño) of a jalapeño popper and applied that shit to a fuckin’ grilled cheese.

the first thing you’re going to want to do is get a little oil heated up in a pan

Next you’re going to bread bread. Thats right. You’re going to put breadcrumbs on bread for maximum carb fuckage. Dip the bread in an egg / milk combo (both sides) then drop that shit in some breadcrumbs. I really should have went all out here and used some crushed potato chips or some shit for the breadcrumbs, but I was fuckin’ hungry.

Once you have both sides of the bread “crumbed”, plop the slices into a skillet with some hot oil.

Once the bread is nice and browed, flip that shit over and start adding your shit player.

A nice slice of sharp cheddar

I went with Heluva Good Dip instead of classic cream cheese, because who really gives a shit.

Drop on your jalapeños. I decided to use fresh jalapeños. If the heat with these is going to be too much for you, you can used the ones that are pickled in the jar if you’re a pussy.

Now put that shit together, let it cook for a few more minutes so all that cheesy-goodness melts together.

You are now free to move about your cheese bomb.