Ramen Sushi.

Ramen Sushi.



Ramen and sushi go dick in hand. They are meant for each other.

Often they are just paired together…but why not a ramen-sushi fuck orgy?

Basically what I did was replace the boring as fuck regular old sticky white rice with some legit as fuck sticky shitty crushed up ramen noodles. If you cook the living fuck out of ramen (and add some cheese) and let it cool a tad, you end up with some sort of fuckin’ ramen science experiment. Shits all sticky and fucky. You could fill a fuckin pothole with this shit. Solving world problems with a $0.10 package of noodles. Whats up Obama?

I stuffed the sushi with some scallops that I had previously blackened in a hot as all fucks cast iron pan. Tossed in some kimchi (was actually my first time trying this fermented cabbage fuck salad) gave it a final wrap with some bacon, and sprinkled with fresh chopped basil.

As I stated in the Poutine Sushi, sushi is as easy at licking a tit to roll. This was my second attempt and it came out great as fuck


I boiled 4 packs of shitty fuck ramen…it was way more than I needed for one roll. Just cook the shit out of it, strain it, toss in about 1/2 cup of shredded cheese and let it cool for about 15 minutes.




I missed out on some pictures….because I was drunk as fuck…but I put down my sushi rolling whatever the fuck it is thing, covered it with plastic wrap and sprayed it with some cooking spray. The ramen is so shitty and sticky, I was worried about it sticking too much to the plastic wrap.




Next, I dropped on some ramen and covered with a slice of Nori.



Next I laced the end closest to me with the scallops and kimchi. Start rolling that shit up and be sure to peel the plastic back as you roll it up hardass.




Place some bacon on the sushi mat and roll the whole thing up again.




Yeah, I used shitty pre made bacon because fuck you. When that bitch is ready to rock, slice her up, drizzle with some Sriracha, and sprinkle with some fresh chopped basil.








34 thoughts on “Ramen Sushi.

  1. OMG that is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. Granted it’s only 8:15 in the morning, but I’m pretty sure this will be the highlight of my day. Roll that bitch in panko and deep fry it. Can only make it better 😛

  2. Oh man…there aren’t enough words to express how much I love this blog! The epitome of freedom mixed with a yummy good time! Just discovered you. Keep rocking!

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