I really don’t have much to say about this. Fuck you. Here’s some photos and a run down.
I didn’t know how to attack this at first, until i discovered that I could purchase a fucking sheet of mozzarella. Fuck me right? I only needed half of the sheet for the hot dog, the other half I turned into a elephant cock sized mozzarella stick. Roll the hot dog up in the cheese and stick in the freezer for like 30 cocksucking minutes. Its a little easier to work with after being in the freezer. Roll that cock in a bunch of egg, smother with bread crumbs, and fry your little fucking cock off.