Burritos are basically the Bloussant of the food world. An all natural ingest-able for breast enhancement. Burritos don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, child, tortoise, or fuck bird. You don’t have a pert rack? you will after choking down one of these 5 delicious as fuck food filled sleeping bags.
LOBSTER MAC AND FUCK CHEESE BURRITO
What’s better way to make a disgusting tasting sea crustacean better? Stuff that shitty lobster in a burrito with some mac the fuck cheese and like 17 slices of fucking bacon.
Taquito and Burrito. They sound the same so why not fucking combine them. #GasStationGastronomy
Carbs on carbs on carbs. “The Bulking Burrito”. If you haven’t had poutine by this time in your life fuck you. Mexinadian food as fuck right here. Two of my favorite food groups together at last. Its like Dan Aykroyd snotting the shit out of Selma Hayek.
CHILI MAC & HOT FRY BURRITO
A play on your classic chili cheese fries but with Andy Capps Hot Fries in for the fucking kill. I fucking love hot fries. Sometimes I just dump a bag on my kitchen floor and roll around on them like a fucking slug.
BUFFALO CHICKEN & WAFFLE BURRITO
Chicken & Waffle are like lamb and tunafish. Just fucking meant for each other. I Went with buffalo chicken because I don’t give a fuck about that plane that went missing. Its a plane who gives a shit theres like 100 more planes flying around in the air.