I’m almost positive that eating this sandwich gave me the capability to touch my nipples together. Cheese, Corn Dog, Doritos and Bread. I was going to get real next level with this shitty bitch and use Ramen instead of bread but I decided fuck it. My next decision was should I butter the bread and see if the Doritos would hold to that, or go for an egg fuck wash. I decided a simple egg fuck wash.
Slice of bread into the egg wash on one side (should have done both sides like a fucking pro) on to some crushed up Doritos and into a pan on low heat. I didn’t want the Doritos to burn before the cheese melted so this titty fucker took a little longer to cook.
Yeah I dipped it in Ketchup so don’t even fucking ask