So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint I normally fuck around with was closed, and the McDonalds across the street was open. So I made like an asshole and shit myself.
I started out breaking down my Big Mac Meal into sushi grade materials. Tossed the fucking buns because fuck bread.
I used a cock ton of fries, which made it a real pain in the dick trying to roll up. Next time I would go with less fries and maybe hit them with a rolling pin or my big fat Canadian small dick.
Next I piled on some of the “meat” from the Big Mac. This was my first time handling someone else’s meat other than my fathers.
I was going to ask for extra lettuce and Mac sauce so I had something to work with, but the pile of puke that they gave me worked out just fine.
What I really should have asked for was extra pickles. I don’t know why I didn’t. I always order extra pickles and onions. I really sucked this dick. So I added a few slivers of some pickled I had kicking around my parents house that I reside in.
I don’t have any photos of me rolling this shit up, but you get the fucking idea.