American Burger

American Burger



Nothing is more American than food stuffed in other food. Stuffing a burger with hot dogs is like watching George Washington finger bang Abraham Lincoln on top of a fucking keg of Budweiser.

Its Memorial Day Weekend. A celebration of America. A day to remember those who have lost their lives in the line of duty protecting this great country of ours. This is not a fucking BBQ celebration weekend. As you toss your shitty bag during a game of corn hole, or play flip cup with some underage chick you’re going to poke,  remember those who have fought and lost their lives to protect the greatest country in the fucking world.


Yes. Its a burger stuffed with hot dogs. The burger & dogs were both cooked in bacon grease. The cheese was melted with bacon grease. the bacon was cooked in bacon grease. You’re mom is a whore.

ps. those of you out there stepping on flags…kill yourself.




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