I’m what some would consider a person who generally doesn’t give a fuck for onion rings. I know, I know, call me a cunt all you want. I would just much rather waffle fries or even a dirty blowjob from a bum.
I didn’t say I won’t eat them, but if you were like “hey, let’s split an order of onion rings” I’d probably tell you to fuck your mother.
One thing I can get behind, other than my father, are Funyuns….and even more so the Wise brand version of Funyuns.
What I should have done was make a beer batter that was loaded with pulverized Funyuns, but I fucking didn’t for aesthetic reasons. Instead, I egg washed and fucked them off in some crushed Funyuns. Baked them at 375 for about 15 minutes.
They were actually pretty good. Only problem was (which is why I should have done a beer batter) is that the crushed Funyun didn’t adhere to the onion as well is I hoped it would.
But I’m just a drunk with no culinary background or kitchen experience.
Shove it in your cock hole.