Breakfast Shooters

Breakfast Shooters

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The Breakfast Shooter. Not to be confused with a booze filled shooter. Unless you’re a sick enough fuck to pour some booze in, then I guess yeah, it’s a booze-breakfast shooter. I’m high.

I’m a simple breakfast dude. Bacon, ham, or sausage…eggs, potato and cheese. I don’t need to be “woo’d” with a fuckin’ buffalo chicken omelette or some shit…and you can shove a lobster eggs Benedict right up your benehole. (I’m referring to your asshole for those of you just joining us)

The nice thing about this recipe is you can make a shit ton of the potato “shot glasses” and store them in your shitty freezer. They fry up in the deep fryer about 5 minutes flat. The part I kind of fucked up was the size of the hole I made to hold the rest of the breakfast ingredients. For this probably would have had to use a bigger plastic mold. Whatever the fuck ever.

The potato mixture is simple. A few handful of shredded potato, handful of Parmesan cheese, pinch of shredded cheese, two eggs & whatever the fuck seasonings. Mix that shit all up and scoop into plastic cups that have been sprayed with cooking spray. Not sure if this helps with getting them out…just fucking do it.

Pack the potato mixture down with a spoon. With some sort of cannoli tube with tinfoil on the end-device, press a hole in the middle of that bitch. Work that shit all around until you have a nice vessel for the breakfast items. Stick in the freezer for 2 hours.

To free the potato from the plastic run some warm water in the outside of the cup and use a butter knife to fuck that shit up. Drop these bitches in the deep fryer for about 5 minutes (or until golden brown) at 375. Remove and fill with breakfast accessories.


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