St. Patrick’s Day is this week which means your local watering hole will be plagued with bro-hards drinking green bud lights and blasting The Dropkick Murphy’s on the TouchTunes machine like they give a fuck about the Irish or even know what St. Patrick’s Day is all about (does anyone really fucking know?)
As a Canadian I don’t have to concern myself with this shit. I ain’t drinking green beer, and I’m not going to sit around and pretend I’m some die hard Dropkick Murphy’s fan just because they have a song about fucking Boston.
I will however concern myself with some corned beef.
More importantly, Ruebens.
More important than just a reuben….Rueben Stuffed Pretzels.