The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots.
California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS.
The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your pre-ejaculatories flowing.
Today I’m here to pay my respects to one of their signature menu items…THEIR FUCKING CHEDDAR FRIES.
Now being that I live 3000 some-odd miles away from a Slapfish® location, I’ve never had the chance to experience any of Chef Andrew Gruel’s food….so I fucked around with my own version.
I made some chowder tots. As I has mentioned last week with my Jalapeño Totters , I’m just on a total fuckin tot kick right now. Nothing against french fries….but fuck french fries.
WHAT MORE DO YOU SAVAGES WANT???????
Have a product or menu item you would like me to fuck around with? Hit me with that e-mail.
Next week….I fuck with EGGSLUT