Cheesy Bacon Chowder Tots.

The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots.

California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS.

The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your pre-ejaculatories flowing.


Today I’m here to pay my respects to one of their signature menu items…THEIR FUCKING CHEDDAR FRIES.

Now being that I live 3000 some-odd miles away from a Slapfish® location, I’ve never had the chance to experience any of Chef Andrew Gruel’s food….so I fucked around with my own version.

I made some chowder tots. As I has mentioned last week with my Jalapeño Totters , I’m just on a total fuckin tot kick right now. Nothing against french fries….but fuck french fries.

Tots, Cheese, Campell’s Chunky New England Clam Chowder, Smithfield Bacon, and runny as four fucks egg.







Have a product or menu item you would like me to fuck around with? Hit me with that e-mail.


Next week….I fuck with EGGSLUT


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