There’s nothing I love more than hating someone. I don’t mean the type of hate where I want to burn down someones church or anything like that. The type of hate I’m talking about is the good type of hate. The type of hate where you just want to see someone get cheated on by their spouse. You know. Nothing super damaging but you just want to see them miserable for a while.
SO! Chocolate covered olives. Did not hate them as much as I wanted to. I wanted them to be much worse, and I should have known better. Chocolate has a weird way of complementing other foods. You could probably cover a steak with chocolate and it would be alright.
There’s not much of a recipe here. The real trick is to use some BIG FUCKIN OLIVES. Melt some chocolate. Cover some fucking olives. Little sprinkle of salt to keep it fancy. I highly suggest making these for your next get together. Don’t tell anyone what they are. Just put them out.