Trailer Trash Eggs Benedict.

Trailer Trash Eggs Benedict.
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The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker.

It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we fucking served SpaghettiO filled fried egg whites to guests who paid $50 a ticket to come to a Vulgar Chef Christmas Dinner. I wasn’t always a SpaghettiO fuck boi. I was always more of a Chef Boyardee fuck boi. Beefaroni. Mini Ravioli. Spaghetti & Mini Meatballs. All the fuckin hitters. This SpaghettiO addiction didn’t start until my early 30’s so for those of you coming up on the big 3-0 at least you have that to look forward to, cuz if you’re not eating SpaghettiO’s in your 30’s you’re fuckin’ up.
All we’re doing here is going from classy to trashy. Still using an English muffin. Swapping ham for SPAM. No hollandaise because we have SpaghettiO & SpaghettiO sauce.
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