Nothing gets my cock harder than a cheap package of ramen. Additionally, nothing gets my cock harder than a good old fashioned weekend cruise down the aisles of a Dollar…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a potato. I love potatoes. I could eat them in any form every day of the fucking week. We easily crush a bag a…
Nothing get’s my cock harder than hybrid food. It’s like watching two pornos at the same time. The Blind Pig Pizza Co. in Hartford knows no boundaries when it comes…
Like any pure bred American-Canadian I love me a good ol’ french the fuck onion. I’ve been eating french onion for years. Always gave me the runs when I was…
Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…
This whole SpaghettiO Fried Egg dish has had some fuckin life to it. It started with a simple shitty photo I took of some boiled eggs filled with SpaghettiO’s a…