Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert. As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about…
Nothing gets my cock harder than ramen. There is a woman and a man somewhere in Indonesia literally doing the lords fucking work. Husband and wife living out the rest…
Nothing gets my cock harder than cleanliness. This is what happens when you push an individual to their culinary limits. No chef in the history of cooking has ever even…
Nothing gets my cock harder than nature. It should come as new surprise that I love me a good natural colon cleansing. That’s all my diet is. One giant fuckin…
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Nothing gets my cock harder than a cheap package of ramen. Additionally, nothing gets my cock harder than a good old fashioned weekend cruise down the aisles of a Dollar…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a potato. I love potatoes. I could eat them in any form every day of the fucking week. We easily crush a bag a…
Nothing get’s my cock harder than hybrid food. It’s like watching two pornos at the same time. The Blind Pig Pizza Co. in Hartford knows no boundaries when it comes…
Like any pure bred American-Canadian I love me a good ol’ french the fuck onion. I’ve been eating french onion for years. Always gave me the runs when I was…
Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…