Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise.
Notice how there’s not even any lobster meat in these photos. Thats because I’m fucking smart enough to know I didn’t want that London broil of the sea fucking up this magnificent dish. Lobster is a lot like eating pussy from behind – it sounds like its gonna be great but the whole time you’re face to face with shit.
Not only does lobster taste like shit unless is drenched in butter, it’s also a pain in the cockhole to fuckin’ eat. It’s 2020. There has to be a way we can breed these cunty crustaceans to come with an edible armor.
Anyways, there’s not much of a recipe here. Steam the lobster. 7 minutes per pound – 3 minutes a pound for each additional pound. Spend the next 30 minutes trying to finagle the shitty sea meat out of this clawdious cunt. Fill the shell with your favorite non-perishable Cambell’s product, top with cheese and bake. Garnish with fresh greens and enjoy.
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