Nothing gets my cock harder than a cheap package of ramen.
Additionally, nothing gets my cock harder than a good old fashioned weekend cruise down the aisles of a Dollar Baller General. Discounted birth control, pulled pork in a can – you just never know what you’re going to find.
I’ve been eating shitty ramen for years, and when I say shitty ramen I also mean delicious ramen. There’s just something about that little package of dried noodles and that packet of fuckin MSG that really gets the blood flowing to my cock shaft.
On my most recent Baller General trip I thought it would be nice to see if I could make a respectable ramen with $5 and wouldn’t you know it I was able to make two.
It all starts with the ramen. Now I went with two different microwavable bowls – don’t do this. This was a fucking rookie mistake. I should have went with the classic yellow package chicken flavored Maruchan Ramen. Consider this me learning from my mistakes.
The first thing I did was soak these delicious caned mushrooms in some soy sauce. Soy sauce wasn’t on the Baller General grocery list but I had some at home. Not sure what the whole low sodium thing is about I must have purchased this when I was drinking.
Canned corn. I love me a good canned corn. Take a massive fucking blowtorch to this shit to send it to the next level.
When I came to the broth I obviously combined both of them. You’d be a fucking idiot not to.
Spinach, corn, mushroom and $1 chicken patty.
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