Flamin’ Hot Pickle Pie

Flamin’ Hot Pickle Pie

Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert.

As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about this. It’s pickles. It’s Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It’s Jello. Is it delicious? I don’t even fucking know anymore. 100% of the things I slide in my mouth are either delicious or fucking disgusting. This shit is somewhere stuck in the middle. It’s salty, it’s spicy it’s gelatinous, it’s crunchy but it’s also fuckin soggy.

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To make the crust you’re going to grind up a bunch of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and mix them with spices & butter. Same way you would make a graham cracker crust only like more…fucked.

2 Cups Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
1 Stick of Butter (melted)
Pickles & Pickle Juice
2 Packets Gelatin
1 Tbsp Chili Powder
1 Tbsp MSG
1 Tbsp Cayenne

Mix your butter & spices with the crushed up Cheetos until its all incorporated. Smash that shit into a pie pan.
Once your Flamin’ Hot pie crust is formed, bake it at 375 for 8 minutes. Remove from the oven & cool. Place a bunch of fuckin pickles around the pie crust and place into the freezer for 30 minutes. This will help the pickle juice gelatinize a little faster.
To make the pickle gelatin, follow the instructions on the fucking package. Pour pickle juice into the pie crust or whatever and refrigerate for 2 hours. Slice and fucking enjoy.

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