I’ve got a lot of sauces and spices in my spray fart sanctuary. These two will kick the shit out of Tony Chachere and titty-fuck Mrs. Dash into submission. The Chili crisp is great on noodles or chicken and is a great addition to any homemade sauce. The chili garlic sauce is just a great all around chili sauce to keep in the kitchen.
Digital Meat Thermometer
No beating around the bush here. This is the meat thermometer I use. Great for making sure your meat is fully cooked so you don’t end up spray shitting blood in the hospital like myself.
I’m not sure why people are so afraid of cast iron. Yeah, you have to give them a little more love than your average skillet, but this thing will last you for fucking ever. There are a million videos on how to care for your skillet. Stop being a frying pan fuck-o and join the cast iron club.
Mikes Mighty Good Ramen
If you haven’t tried this ramen you are seriously fucking up. Mike’s is honestly better than some restaurant ramen I’ve had. The best thing about this ramen is that its a great base for creating a bowl of your own. The broth is legit as fuck. Never has making a delicious custom bowl of ramen been easier.
These Two Hot Sauces
These two hot sauces are so fucking good. One of them is super hot while the other is more on the mild side. Tons of MSG so you know its fucking legit.