The other day my lovely wife said to me that she wished she had a cheeseburger cutlet. The alcohol flowing through my veins was unable to comprehend what in the…
Head on down to your local Wendy’s hot spot and get buck fuckin’ wild in your kitchen tonight!
It’s soda-not pop, it’s a packy-not a liquor story, and it’s a grinder-not a fuckin’ hero, sub, wedge, or hoagie At least if you’re from New England…. I love…
Deep frying fast food is a surefire way to clear up any blockage you might be having in your anal department. We’ve seen the deep fried Big Mac. We’ve seen deep…
The Thanksgiving sandwich. The undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of all leftover sandwiches. You don’t need a large list of shit to make a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. All you need are…
Much like your father, I enjoy some good bone inside of me. Unlike your father, I enjoy that bone marrow’d and not in my ass. Unless it’s your…
<iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZaWdgrbAD00″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen></iframe> I often dream of living in a world where burger buns have thrown to the fucking wind. Bread is terrible and makes…
Much like Farrah Abraham self-proclaims herself the Kim Kardashian of New York, Id like to proclaim myself the fuck Farrah Abraham, that whack ass porn you made fucking sucks…
Since it’s become extremely fashionable for BuzzFeed (the ISIS of click bait) to lack originality and turn to ripping off recipes from some of my good friends in this…