Pizza Fritters Are The National Pizza Month Item You Never Knew You Were Missing.
October is a fantastic month. We’ve got Halloween, which is an amazing celebration of diabetes. The weather is beginning to cool making it less stressful on our inner thighs – And most importantly we have an entire month dedicated to the life of Pizza.
We’ve celebrated NPM in the past with things like Pizza Koozies & Pizza Wings, but to celebrate this month I wanted to do something cheap and easy. Something you could potentially make with shit thats just sitting in your cupboard. Flour, eggs, butter and you’ve got yourself the main happenings of a fritter fuck-fest.
The first step is to round up all necessary ingredients. Now, the recipe I have is a blend of multiple recipes from across the internet. A little pinch from a fritter recipe, a little dash of hushpuppy and BOOM, we’ve got ourselves a fuckin’ pizza fritter.
1 1/2 C Flour
1 C Cornmeal
1/2 Stick Butter (melted)
1/2 TBL baking powder
1/2 TBL Baking soda
1 CUP Milk
LETS GET OUR PIZZA FRITTER FUCK FEST ON!
Combine everything in a large as fuck bowl and mix well. You can add all sorts of other shit in here if thats your sort of thing. I think keeping the fritters simple and then topping them with more shit is the best way to go about this recipe.
Once I had my mixture all…..mixed, I stuck that shit in the refrigerator for about 30 minutes. I’m not sure if this was a necessary part of the process, but thats where I put it while I let my fryer come up to temp (350°)
Now we’re ready to fry! You’re going to form the mixture into little (or big) balls. A little slice of advice – rub your hands with a little vegetable oil or fresh semen to prevent the batter from sticking to your grubby fucking fingers. Once you have a nice ball formed drop that shit into the hot oil and fry for 4-5 minutes or until a golden brown. Some of the balls might bust open a bit. You can peel that little defect off when they’re done cooking if you prefer a nice round ball.
All thats left is to plate up your Pizza Fritters. I tossed mine in a french fry holder, hit them with some sauce, cheese, mini-roni and tossed them in my air fryer on 275° for about 5 minutes. Thats it. Thats all there is to a fuckin’ pizza fritter.