Shepherds pie – or EBT lasagna as I like to call it – is hands down one of the most magnificent forms of American fusion since white rice and ketchup.
Reinventing the shepherds pie as a donut has easily solidified my position as one of the top pasty chefs in the modern world, as well as one of the top fucktards. Meat stuffed “pastry” with a mashed potato frosting, gravy drizzle, corn sprinkles & a green onion dusting.
Today I’ll be revisiting an old recipe. Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese Donuts. I caught a video the other day from Glam Doll Donuts of their new mac ‘n cheese donut that they’re doing and figured it was an appropriate time to attack this fuckin recipe again.
It’s been minute since daddy posted. Ya’ll thought I was sleeping? Fuck that. I was jerkin dicks and feelin’ tits.
Pulled pork stuffed doughnuts. I used some flaky biscuit rolls for this titty fucker, so I guess its not really a doughnut, but you know what? I pay the fucking web hosting fee and I’m the one drunk as fuck in my kitchen cooking, so I’ll call them whatever the fuck I want. I’ll call them cock fuck biscuits for all I give a fuck about.