This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…
Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…
The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker. It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we…
I don’t know shit about Portugal. Don’t know where it is on a map. Don’t know what kind of food they eat. Hell, I don’t even know how to spell…
There’s nothing I love more than hating someone. I don’t mean the type of hate where I want to burn down someones church or anything like that. The type of…
Move over Nashville Hot Chicken – Nashville Hot pickles are here to here to take the reins. If I had any smarts I would have served these Nashville Hot pickles…
Deep Fried Ranch Dressing Is A Lot Like Finding Your Mothers Thong It fucking stinks. I’ll be the first to admit I fucking hate ranch. I’m not sure when this…
One of the wonderful benefits about being a complete scumbag is you get to use your body as a filtering system for all types of scummy food. A trashbag crunchwrap…
Closing Out Basic Bitch Season With A Proper Burger. Basic bitch season is great if you’re into finger banging girls who dip their chicken tenders in ketchup and smell like…
NyQuil Jell-O Because its 2018 and why not? Those of you that follow along on Instagram most likely saw some insta-story action of my trying to choke down some NyQuil…