I’m not here to bullshit you about what you need in your kitchen. This is a list of all the shit I regularly use in my fucking temple. Legit as…
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER
I WANT MY MICHELIN STARS AND I WANT THEM NOW Yes they are as disgusting and delicious as they look. I don’t know why I do this to myself,
I honestly have no idea what I’m fucking doing anymore. This is actually almost vegan. Ditch the weenies and you’ve got yourself the next big summer treat for those cucky…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a little skin. I’ve been meaning to cock-thrust my way through another chicken skin recipe ever since my Chicken Skin Mozzarella Sticks. This idea…
Nothing gets my cock harder than gelatinous mouth fuckery. 👇Follow on Instagram👇 A few weeks ago someone sent me this photo: Naturally I had to do it myself. I sourced…
Gather ’round, basic bitches – we’re ranchin’ I fuckin hate ranch. It’s dressing for adults who at the age of 45 will order the appetizer sampler as their meal. A…
Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than potato balls. I fuckin love papas rellenas. Could eat ’em every day. I could eat any type of latin/puerto rican food every fuckin day….
Nothing gets my cock harder than a loaded mashed potato. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I know how to write a fuckin’ blog. Take some mashed…