One of my favorite things to do is hit the ol’ drive through window, grab a couple rando’s off the menu and make some sort of edible cardiac arrest.
According to my mad Google skills this Sunday is National Drive Thorough Day, which naturally sent me in the direction of the nearest drive through so I could try and get the creative juices flowing for you guys, and this weeks Sunday-Funday video.
This isn’t my first time throwing down with Wendy Thomas and her fucking spuds, are certainly won’t be the last.
It’s been a rough month for ol’ Kyle and his turd pipe over here. First, Burger King bends me over and gives the me ol’ ‘bite the pillow we’re going in dry’ when they dropped their Cheetos Mac & Cheese….whatever the fuck they are…a YEAR after I dropped the same fucking thing…and now the Cubs want to run a train on ol’ KyKy because they haven’t won a World Series in about 300 years and are looking to pull out a fucking “W”.
First we have to simply ask ourselves: Is it possible that some poindextery marketing cunt in a Cubs hat saw my deep dish Chicago dog pizza and ran up to some other poindextery marketing cunt in a Cubs hat and said “I’ve got an idea!”…
And the answer: of fucking course it’s possible.
Secondly we have to ask ourselves: is a month and a half enough time to jack an idea, get it all figured out, and have it ready to be sold at the ball park?
And the answer: I figured out the recipe in 5 minutes and I’m a fucking idiot. Of course it’s enough time.
Now, I’m not sitting here all jacked up thinking I deserve some sort of compensation if they did jack the idea from me, we all know they could use the money to get some decent players, but a little credit would be fucking nice if that’s the case. Hell I’d even take a few ball game tickets. I wouldn’t travel to Wrigley Field to see the game, but I’d drive myself 90 miles to Boston just to throw the tickets away.
The best thing about living on the east coast is that I don’t live in fucking California. Sometimes I flush my toilet and let my water run just for the fuck of it. Yeah I have some boys out there I got mad love for, but if I can’t step outside turn my hose on and wash my driveway…..well fuck me.
….But the cocks ain’t always bigger on the other side of the fence.
The worst thing about living on the east coast is that we don’t have a fucking In-n-Out. I mean, like, not for thousands of fucking miles. So I have to adapt. I have to animal style the fuck out of shit myself.
So I did an interview. I was asked if I could come up with an OC inspired recipe. Problem was, every time I was in CA I was drunk as fuck. So after about 1:34 seconds of research I decided to go with this “carne asada” shit. Never had it in my life, but how could you really go wrong with marinated beef?
Been a minute since I did a post. The kind of minute where Casey Anthony walks into your child’s nursery. Just all fucked up sniffing babies.
Anyways, My boy from MEATMITCH.COM hooked me up with some legit as fuck BBQ sauces, so I had to get all cock in hand with these shits. I thought it would be cool to have a Mac the Fuck cheese ball with some meat in the middle that had been smothered with one of his sick as all fuck sauces. It turned out to be easy as fuck. The video I did was the first attempt and I fucking hit the head on the cock.
So theres a video floating around online of some guy rolling up bacon with ground beef and cheese or some fucking dumb shit like that. I’ve had an idea for a while to make some sort of breakfast/sushi./rollup titty fucking thing.
Take your shitty graham cracker crust, and shove it straight up your candy ass.
This cheesecake is a real fucking banger. I was worried that maybe the Oreo’s wouldn’t hold up for a crust but thats just because I’m a fucking loser. All I did was crushed up some Oreo’s in a freezer bag and mix them with butter. The rest is fucking history.
WILL MAKE TWO CHEESE FUCK YOU CAKES
-2 8oz cream cheese (room temp)
3/4 cup sugar
-16 oz sour cream
-4 packages red velvet Oreo’s (10 oz packeges)
-1 stick melted butter
FOR THE FILLING
Mix the sour cream and cream cheese together until smooth. Slowly add in the sugar. Once smooth add eggs one at a time. Once eggs have been added go fuck yourself.
FOR THE CRUST
Plance Oreo’s in freezer bag and Hulk smash. Mix with melted butter and form in Pie pans. Bake at 325 for 40 minutes. Let cool at room temperature for 30 minutes before placing in the fridge. After placing in the fridge, go fuck yourself again.
Been fucking around with Mr. Chef Brian Duffy’s burger StufZ product. I’ve also been sucking the s’mores dick dry. I crushed up some graham crackers (1 packet) and mixed with two eggs. Plopped that shit in the StufZ, filled the center with marshmallow and chocolate. Baked at 400 for 10 minutes flipping half way. Could have used peanut butter too but I suck dick for a living.