Smoking weed is chill. Eating weed is even chiller. I remember the first time THC hit my lungs. Think it was the sixth grade. It was some seed and stem riddled shank out of some sort of fuckin wooden pepper shaker. I remember walking out of the woods arguing with myself that “this shit don’t work”. Next thing I know I’m laughing my ass off for no reason. I was high and it was chill.
From there I graduated to bongs, gravities, steam rollers, hash, old school vaporizers, and edibles. I’m old school. Give me a joint or a brownie and I’m chillin’. Fuckin’ kids these days with their wax and dabs. Shit will have me dirt nappin’ hard.
Edibles are cool. You never really know how fucked you’re going to be, until you’re fucked, and thats how you are. Rice Krispies Treats, Cookies, Cakes, and Brownies. You name it. Its got THC in it I’m fucking stuffing face.
I made some butter (believe it or not for the first time) a few weeks back. Someone gave me some trim and told me to go to town. I did a slow cooker 24 hour recipe. About an ounce of trim and a pound of butter in the ol’ crocker on low for a day. I don’t know if this makes for a more potent butter, or I’m just a pussy, but this shit fucked me up. I made some peanut butter cup stuffed chocolate cupcakes, or as I now call them…body nummers.
Second time around I wanted to try something a little different.
Deep fried fucking Oreos. Does it get any more chill?
Yeah it fucking does, as soon as you add some THC.
These are super simple to make. Grab a box of your favorite cake or brownie mix. I went with funfetti because I’m fuckin silly.
Follow the instructions on the box of whatever you choose to batter your Oreos with, only replacing and oil or butter requirements with your weed butter.
Let the butter cool a bit before adding it to the mixture. You don’t want that shit to start cooking the batter. It will make it a real pain in the cock to work with.
After you batter the Oreos (I went with the MEGA STUFF Oreos btw) drop them in a deep fryer or some oil at 375. Cook for a few minutes on each side. After frying I got a little silly. I frosted the Oreos and then topped them with chopped up s’mores Pop Tarts, and when I say Pop Tarts I mean generic Toaster Pastries from Dollar General.