Nothing gets my cock harder than fried eggs. We’ve already conquered SpaghettiO fried eggs so the next natural move was to conquer Flamin’ Hot fried mac filled eggs. Ill be…
After a lot of back and forth-ing with various quesadilla ideas I finally settled on quesadillas with a stick in them. I was clusterfucked in my head between a deep…
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St. Patrick’s Day is this week which means your local watering hole will be plagued with bro-hards drinking green bud lights and blasting The Dropkick Murphy’s on the TouchTunes machine…
Bacon potato blunts. Basically a play on my bacannoli only with potato & cheese and not shit house cheese in a fuckin can this time. Super easy to make if…
2 Lbs ground chicken, cheese, spices, and some fucking off. Try to bury the fact that you’re a total failure at the next social gathering you attend with some of…
You go hard in the paint? I paint hard in your chick. She wants this Canadian man dime, Not some pre-cummy dick. Get it? Like my dick is the paintbrush,…
As I stated before, right now I’m all about convenience. Any time I can eat and fondle myself at the same time, is a good time. Mozzarella sticks are great….
Right now I’m all about convenience. I’ve got a kid on the way, and the easier something is to eat the more time I have to mess around with…