After a lot of back and forth-ing with various quesadilla ideas I finally settled on quesadillas with a stick in them. I was clusterfucked in my head between a deep…
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St. Patrick’s Day is this week which means your local watering hole will be plagued with bro-hards drinking green bud lights and blasting The Dropkick Murphy’s on the TouchTunes machine…
Bacon potato blunts. Basically a play on my bacannoli only with potato & cheese and not shit house cheese in a fuckin can this time. Super easy to make if…
2 Lbs ground chicken, cheese, spices, and some fucking off. Try to bury the fact that you’re a total failure at the next social gathering you attend with some of…
You go hard in the paint? I paint hard in your chick. She wants this Canadian man dime, Not some pre-cummy dick. Get it? Like my dick is the paintbrush,…
As I stated before, right now I’m all about convenience. Any time I can eat and fondle myself at the same time, is a good time. Mozzarella sticks are great….
Right now I’m all about convenience. I’ve got a kid on the way, and the easier something is to eat the more time I have to mess around with…
Heres another beauty out of the EAT LIKE SHIT COOKBOOK, which is still only $5 fucking bucks. So why haven’t you picked yours up???