Deep Fried Ranch Dressing Is A Lot Like Finding Your Mothers Thong It fucking stinks. I’ll be the first to admit I fucking hate ranch. I’m not sure when this…
Wow Your Guests With This One of a Kind Holiday Snack. The holidays are a great time to show off you culinary skills – and show them off is what…
Shakshouka Fries. If you can’t get down with french fries topped with all sorts of various shit I can get down with you. Whether its chili & cheese or lamb…
One of the wonderful benefits about being a complete scumbag is you get to use your body as a filtering system for all types of scummy food. A trashbag crunchwrap…
Closing Out Basic Bitch Season With A Proper Burger. Basic bitch season is great if you’re into finger banging girls who dip their chicken tenders in ketchup and smell like…
Pizza Fritters Are The National Pizza Month Item You Never Knew You Were Missing. October is a fantastic month. We’ve got Halloween, which is an amazing celebration of diabetes. The…
Little Debbie Lasagna – The Snack That Bites Back (or something) The nice thing about diabetes is it does not discriminate. Black? White? Muppet? Diabetes doesn’t give three fucks who…
NyQuil Jell-O Because its 2018 and why not? Those of you that follow along on Instagram most likely saw some insta-story action of my trying to choke down some NyQuil…
Its with great pleasure that I announce to you guys that we finally have a t-shirt again for the first time in about 3 years. We also have a recipe…
The meatloaf sandwich is the official sandwich of sweaty under-tit. There’s a fine line of people who do and do not eat meatloaf and you can usually draw that line…