Been a minute since I did a post. The kind of minute where Casey Anthony walks into your child’s nursery. Just all fucked up sniffing babies. Fuck. Anyways, My…
So theres a video floating around online of some guy rolling up bacon with ground beef and cheese or some fucking dumb shit like that. I’ve had an idea for…
Straight out of the fucking EAT LIKE SHIT COOKBOOK, Crabby Scallop Cakes. Light. Healthy. Fucky. These are great by themselves, or stacked the fuck up slider style with all…
Take your shitty graham cracker crust, and shove it straight up your candy ass. This cheesecake is a real fucking banger. I was worried that maybe the Oreo’s…
I would like to thank Stop & Shop for providing me with all the necessary prepared foods to make this on the fly. Only cost about 6…
Sticky white rice from your local dirty Chinese spot. Mold that shit in a lid from a Miracle Whip (fuck mayonnaise) and slightly cook one side in a frying…
Beef Wellington. Filet of beef wrapped in puff pastry. Typically with some sort of pureed mushroom shit sauce and prosciutto or some shit. I gave this a whack before…
Here’s one you can pull of with a dick in your mouth. All you need is some Mac the fuck Cheese, a doughnut mold tray or whatever the fuck…
So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint…
Been fucking around with Mr. Chef Brian Duffy’s burger StufZ product. I’ve also been sucking the s’mores dick dry. I crushed up some graham crackers (1 packet) and…