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The Polish Wet Dream Burger (Gołąbki Burger)

Gather ’round the cabbage tree, folks. When it comes to the Polish there’s not much to be said. Their women age like rotting fruit. Their food is some strange anomaly where’s it’s terrible and delicious at the same time. And if history has taught us anything it’s that it takes 3 Polish cunts to change… [Continue Reading]

Quesadilla Pops

After a lot of back and forth-ing with various quesadilla ideas I finally settled on quesadillas with a stick in them. I was clusterfucked in my head between a deep fried quesadilla pizza (which I’ve already kind of done) quesadilla stuffed onion rings, or some sort of whacked out quesadilla ravioli. I settled on quesadilla… [Continue Reading]

Bacon Weave Breakfast Pizza

This week we’re taking the bacon weave to new heights. Not only are we going to make a pizza ‘crust’ out of bacon, we’re going to make two bacon pizza crusts, put a nice cheesy loaded scrambled egg blend (BECAUSE ITS 2018 AND MAC AND CHEESE IS OUT) between them and top that shit with… [Continue Reading]

Chill AF Breakfast Sandwich

This week we’re taking the bacon weave to new heights. Not only are we going to make a pizza ‘crust’ out of bacon, we’re going to make two bacon pizza crusts, put a nice cheesy loaded scrambled egg blend (BECAUSE ITS 2018 AND MAC AND CHEESE IS OUT) between them and top that shit with… [Continue Reading]

French Onion Spring Rolls

Hello everyone, and happy 2018. We’re kicking this year off with an easy one. French onion spring rolls that eventually make their way onto a piled high roast beef sandwich.  The nice thing about spring rolls is you can stuff them with whatever the fuck you want. You could even chop up other spring rolls… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Bun’d Burger

When life gives you the option to have regular burger buns or burger buns made out of french fries & cheese you always choose buns made out of french fries & cheese. I was recently asked to check out the movie COOK OFF! (in theaters & On Demand November 17, 2017) and create something inspired from… [Continue Reading]

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pizza Wings

Just because I’m not on the boozing my face off wagon doesn’t mean I can’t throw down on my 2nd Pabst Blue Ribbon/Foodbeast national pizza month collaboration. PBR pizza Koozie and now PBR pizza wings. Shouts out to the foodbeast team for throwing together this beautiful video and bringing my recipe to life. 1 Cup… [Continue Reading]