The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker. It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we…
I don’t know shit about Portugal. Don’t know where it is on a map. Don’t know what kind of food they eat. Hell, I don’t even know how to spell…
There’s nothing I love more than hating someone. I don’t mean the type of hate where I want to burn down someones church or anything like that. The type of…
Move over Nashville Hot Chicken – Nashville Hot pickles are here to here to take the reins. If I had any smarts I would have served these Nashville Hot pickles…
Deep Fried Ranch Dressing Is A Lot Like Finding Your Mothers Thong It fucking stinks. I’ll be the first to admit I fucking hate ranch. I’m not sure when this…
Wow Your Guests With This One of a Kind Holiday Snack. The holidays are a great time to show off you culinary skills – and show them off is what…
Shakshouka Fries. If you can’t get down with french fries topped with all sorts of various shit I can get down with you. Whether its chili & cheese or lamb…
One of the wonderful benefits about being a complete scumbag is you get to use your body as a filtering system for all types of scummy food. A trashbag crunchwrap…
Closing Out Basic Bitch Season With A Proper Burger. Basic bitch season is great if you’re into finger banging girls who dip their chicken tenders in ketchup and smell like…
Pizza Fritters Are The National Pizza Month Item You Never Knew You Were Missing. October is a fantastic month. We’ve got Halloween, which is an amazing celebration of diabetes. The…