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Loaded Potato Hot Dogs

  • February 16, 2020February 16, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
Loaded Potato Hot Dogs

Nothing gets my cock harder than a potato. I love potatoes. I could eat them in any form every day of the fucking week. We easily crush a bag a…

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This is a 5lb Pizza Taco and it’s Available In Hartford CT

  • February 12, 2020February 13, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
This is a 5lb Pizza Taco and it’s Available In Hartford CT

Nothing get’s my cock harder than hybrid food. It’s like watching two pornos at the same time. The Blind Pig Pizza Co. in Hartford knows no boundaries when it comes…

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French Onion Soup Fries

  • February 12, 2020February 12, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
French Onion Soup Fries

Like any pure bred American-Canadian I love me a good ol’ french the fuck onion. I’ve been eating french onion for years. Always gave me the runs when I was…

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Didn’t Think Lobster Could Get Any Better? Think Again.

  • February 9, 2020February 9, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
Didn’t Think Lobster Could Get Any Better? Think Again.

Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…

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SpaghettiO Fried Eggs

  • February 3, 2020February 3, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
SpaghettiO Fried Eggs

This whole SpaghettiO Fried Egg dish has had some fuckin life to it. It started with a simple shitty photo I took of some boiled eggs filled with SpaghettiO’s a…

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I Deep Fried Ketchup.

  • January 29, 2020January 29, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
I Deep Fried Ketchup.

All is right in the culinary world again. There aren’t many things I’m proud of. NyQuil Jello, my children and Deep Fried Ketchup are at the top of the list…

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General Tso’s Lasagna

  • January 26, 2020January 26, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
General Tso’s Lasagna

The dirtier the Chinese restaurant the better the food. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If your local Chinese hot-spot doesn’t have a booth or corner of…

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Hot Dog Sashimi. It’s Called Flavor, Perhaps You’ve Heard Of It?

  • January 22, 2020January 22, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
Hot Dog Sashimi. It’s Called Flavor, Perhaps You’ve Heard Of It?

This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…

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Nashville Hot Mozzarella Sticks

  • January 19, 2020January 19, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
Nashville Hot Mozzarella Sticks

Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…

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Trailer Trash Eggs Benedict.

  • January 15, 2020January 15, 2020
  • by thevulgarchef
Trailer Trash Eggs Benedict.

The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker. It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we…

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