Nothing gets my cock harder than a potato. I love potatoes. I could eat them in any form every day of the fucking week. We easily crush a bag a…
Nothing get’s my cock harder than hybrid food. It’s like watching two pornos at the same time. The Blind Pig Pizza Co. in Hartford knows no boundaries when it comes…
Like any pure bred American-Canadian I love me a good ol’ french the fuck onion. I’ve been eating french onion for years. Always gave me the runs when I was…
Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…
This whole SpaghettiO Fried Egg dish has had some fuckin life to it. It started with a simple shitty photo I took of some boiled eggs filled with SpaghettiO’s a…
All is right in the culinary world again. There aren’t many things I’m proud of. NyQuil Jello, my children and Deep Fried Ketchup are at the top of the list…
The dirtier the Chinese restaurant the better the food. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If your local Chinese hot-spot doesn’t have a booth or corner of…
This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…
Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…
The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker. It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we…