hashfuck# cheesy

Grilled English Muffin Pizza Fries.

If you didn’t grow up eating english muffin pizza’s you were deprived of a positive upbringing. Either that or your parents had money to order real pizza. I’ve even had people tell me they grew up eating ketchup on bread-pizzas. You know what kind of parents make you eat ketchup pizzas? The kind of parents that kill… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeno Totters

Jalapeno Totters. Its a known fact that the addition of tots to a tot-less food will increase tasting pleasure by 107%. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…. tots over fucking fries. Tots are fucking delicious. I don’t know why we haven’t just completely done away with french fries at this point in… [Continue Reading]