The Thanksgiving sandwich. The undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of all leftover sandwiches. You don’t need a large list of shit to make a leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. All you need are some fucking leftovers. Generally enjoyed after a hearty bong-load, drunk at 2am, or more fashionably…like two fucking hours after you’ve already piled 4 pounds of… [Continue Reading]
SOURCE: http://thegratefulspread.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/porcupine-meatballs/ I stumbled across this recipe a while back when I was thinking about trying to come up with a 100% ball of ramen with some fucking chunks of meat mixed in. Eventually the idea was lost on one of my longs lists of shitty ideas and recipes. I guess it’s actually… [Continue Reading]
My recent trip to Montreal left me inspired, depressed, drunk, horny, pissed and a whole bunch of other fucking feels. I was mostly inspired by the food culture. There was something different on every corner. You know what I have on every corner in my town? A Dunkin fuck you Donuts…but I can’t hate…. [Continue Reading]
This shit’s an idea I have been toying around with while I’m not at my shitty fucking day job. I didn’t know what I wanted to stuff in these cocksuckers. I originally thought mac the fuck, but decided I’ve jerked the mac the fuck cheese dick a little too hard. I also thought spaghetti… [Continue Reading]
Your greasy family has left your temple. Bellies full of your hard work and slaving away in a hot kitchen, while they drink your booze and fart on your fucking furniture. If they aren’t total grease juggernauts they may have left you with some leftovers to fuck around with. Leftover turkey soup? Fuck that. Thanksgiving… [Continue Reading]
I was lucky enough to check out the new “cookbook” from Thug Kitchen………………….. Wasn’t a single fucking ramen recipe in that bitch so fuck that. Thug Kitchen? More like the racist wankster cooking show. Theres nothing fucking thug about pumpkin chili. Thats basic bitch soup. This shit pissed me off so much I needed… [Continue Reading]
I wanted to create something I gave a fuck about. I wanted to create something all of you would give a fuck about. I wanted bacon and I wanted that shit stacked the fuck up because food tastes better when its stacked. I didn’t want to waste my time with that slut Ricotta, so I… [Continue Reading]
Burritos are basically the Bloussant of the food world. An all natural ingest-able for breast enhancement. Burritos don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, child, tortoise, or fuck bird. You don’t have a pert rack? you will after choking down one of these 5 delicious as fuck food… [Continue Reading]
In not going into any fucking details. I got drunk and made corn dogs a few ways. When you see this shit at your county cock fair or whatever just remember where you saw it first.
I really don’t have much to say about this. Fuck you. Here’s some photos and a run down. I didn’t know how to attack this at first, until i discovered that I could purchase a fucking sheet of mozzarella. Fuck me right? I only needed half of the sheet for the hot… [Continue Reading]
