There are two types of people in this world:People who know how great ketchup is and fucking morons. It’s no secret that I love me some ketchup. I thought it…
Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than nature. It should come as new surprise that I love me a good natural colon cleansing. That’s all my diet is. One giant fuckin…
Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…
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Deep frying fast food is a surefire way to clear up any blockage you might be having in your anal department. We’ve seen the deep fried Big Mac. We’ve seen deep…
For this bitch I had to snag a page out of the Peep My Eats playbook. Instead of deep frying a Big Mac, I went for the fucking jugular. Grabbed…
I really don’t have much to say about this. Fuck you. Here’s some photos and a run down. I didn’t know how to attack this at first,…
This one is really simple. Some string cheese, flour, eggs, oil for frying, and some crushed up Andy Capp’s hot, and cheddar fries. Just follow the the pictures on this…