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Rice Krispies Ice Cream Taco

Thanksgiving, spaghetti, cookie dough, ramen, French fry, and now Rice Krispies treat. It’s absurd that whoever made that taco stand or whatever the fuck it is hasn’t sent me at least a quarter-milli. Pretty sure I’m the only asshole using the fucking thing. This idea has been in my playbook for a minute now, but… [Continue Reading]

Choco Taco Ice Cream Sandwich

The Choco Taco is an American staple. Almost as American as the American flag itself, and I say that as an American, living in America, having grown up seeing a lot of American flags in America. What’s more American than an American living in America seeing American shit every day? A Choco Taco Ice cream… [Continue Reading]

Fried Golumpki on a Stick

  There is a lovely Lithuanian woman in my town who makes a golumpki you would suck your dad about. Violeta’s Kitchen. She makes some rock your cock off soups(pickled barley is the fucking shit), pirogi’s, desserts, and meat pies as well. I’ve had the idea for a while to completely ruin everything I’m sure… [Continue Reading]

French Bread Pizza Burger Sliders

  So we all remember the French bread meatball grinder? The thing was fucking tits. Ever since I made it I’ve been wanting to try it again. I thought it would be Ryan Gosling of me to make some fucking sliders. I picked up a few Stouffers French bread pizzas and cooked them how I… [Continue Reading]

The Struggle is Real Lasagna (Romsagna)

If you’re broke as fuck and don’t get paid for being a food blogger like myself and the million other idiots talking about food on the interweb, chances are you can’t afford a decent meal for yourself. You’re the caption and co-piolet of the fuckin’ struggle bus. You shower with dish soap. You wipe your… [Continue Reading]

Doritos Crusted Corn Dog Grilled Cheese

I’m almost positive that eating this sandwich gave me the capability to touch my nipples together. Cheese, Corn Dog, Doritos and Bread. I was going to get real next level with this shitty bitch and use Ramen instead of bread but I decided fuck it. My next decision was should I butter the bread and see… [Continue Reading]

Bacon Mac Lasagna Because Im Not Fat Enough Yet.

I wanted to create something I gave a fuck about. I wanted to create something all of you would give a fuck about. I wanted bacon and I wanted that shit stacked the fuck up because food tastes better when its stacked. I didn’t want to waste my time with that slut Ricotta, so I… [Continue Reading]

Big Mac n’ Cheese

You know who he is. I know who the fuck he is. Nick from DudeFoods.com says he was “bored” and decided he wanted a Big Mac fit for a fucking king. He create the Big Mac n’ Cheese So he swapped out that shitty cocksucking sesame seed bun and replaced it with some mac n’… [Continue Reading]

More Ramen Taco’s

Been a minute since I made some of these fuckers.   I’d really like to take a whole day and come up with some legit as fuck combinations. Get real asian with this shit. Not totally happy with the way the pictures came out but whatever the fuck ever.   Chicken Bacon Ranch and a… [Continue Reading]