SOURCE: http://thegratefulspread.wordpress.com/2010/03/02/porcupine-meatballs/ I stumbled across this recipe a while back when I was thinking about trying to come up with a 100% ball of ramen with some fucking chunks of meat mixed in. Eventually the idea was lost on one of my longs lists of shitty ideas and recipes. I guess it’s actually… [Continue Reading]
This shit’s an idea I have been toying around with while I’m not at my shitty fucking day job. I didn’t know what I wanted to stuff in these cocksuckers. I originally thought mac the fuck, but decided I’ve jerked the mac the fuck cheese dick a little too hard. I also thought spaghetti… [Continue Reading]
If you’re broke as fuck and don’t get paid for being a food blogger like myself and the million other idiots talking about food on the interweb, chances are you can’t afford a decent meal for yourself. You’re the caption and co-piolet of the fuckin’ struggle bus. You shower with dish soap. You wipe your… [Continue Reading]
I was lucky enough to check out the new “cookbook” from Thug Kitchen………………….. Wasn’t a single fucking ramen recipe in that bitch so fuck that. Thug Kitchen? More like the racist wankster cooking show. Theres nothing fucking thug about pumpkin chili. Thats basic bitch soup. This shit pissed me off so much I needed… [Continue Reading]
In not going into any fucking details. I got drunk and made corn dogs a few ways. When you see this shit at your county cock fair or whatever just remember where you saw it first.
I really don’t have much to say about this. Fuck you. Here’s some photos and a run down. I didn’t know how to attack this at first, until i discovered that I could purchase a fucking sheet of mozzarella. Fuck me right? I only needed half of the sheet for the hot… [Continue Reading]
Ramen and sushi go dick in hand. They are meant for each other. Often they are just paired together…but why not a ramen-sushi fuck orgy? Basically what I did was replace the boring as fuck regular old sticky white rice with some legit as fuck sticky shitty crushed up ramen noodles. If you cook… [Continue Reading]
Egg rolls fucking suck. Ramen egg rolls fucking rule. All you need is some wonton or large egg roll wraps, some cooked ramen, bacon, and shredded cheddar. Fold up the bottom corner of the shitty fuck wrap and place a pile of the ramen, mixed with bacon and cheddar on that bitch. Give that… [Continue Reading]
This shit will put at least 5 tit hairs on your hairless tit section.
I was going to save this one for the eBook until I realized its not really a recipe. Its just sushi with french fries, curd, and fuckin gravy. It was my very first attempt at rolling my own sushi and its was easy as fuck. I picked up some shitty white rice from the… [Continue Reading]