The Lobster Poutine She Told You Not To Worry About I actually don’t know a man from Nantucket. Despite living my entire life in Massachusetts with dozens of trips to Cape Cod I’ve never even been to Nantucket or seen a man who claimed to have been from there. I do know that I’ve been… [Continue Reading]
Steak & Lobster style surf ‘n turf is cool…if you’re a fucking loser. Swap the cow for pig every time. I actually wanted to use some Alaskan King Crab for this recipe, but I had some vacuum sealed lobster from the last time I cooked lobsters. Which proved to fuck me in the end because… [Continue Reading]
Burritos are basically the Bloussant of the food world. An all natural ingest-able for breast enhancement. Burritos don’t give a fuck if you’re a man, woman, child, tortoise, or fuck bird. You don’t have a pert rack? you will after choking down one of these 5 delicious as fuck food… [Continue Reading]
This shit will put at least 5 tit hairs on your hairless tit section.