One of the wonderful benefits about being a complete scumbag is you get to use your body as a filtering system for all types of scummy food. A trashbag crunchwrap is the peak of scummy food. Shitty meat. Shitty macaroni. Other various shot as fuck ingredients. There’s nothing to not like about not liking not… [Continue Reading]
Today I’ll be revisiting an old recipe. Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese Donuts. I caught a video the other day from Glam Doll Donuts of their new mac ‘n cheese donut that they’re doing and figured it was an appropriate time to attack this fuckin recipe again.
Hot Dogs & Mac ‘n Cheese. The International meal-combo of people who constantly overdraft and bounce checks. You could easily cook a witches cauldrons’ worth for about 3 bucks. Using anything other than Kraft macaroni & cheese is such a sin that even ISIS wouldn’t take you the fuck in. The real trick to making… [Continue Reading]
Bacon potato blunts. Basically a play on my bacannoli only with potato & cheese and not shit house cheese in a fuckin can this time. Super easy to make if you have some cannoli tubes. If you don’t have cannoli tubes, I don’t know. Fuck off about it. Wrap the cannoli tubes with bacon… [Continue Reading]
Pizza and quesadillas. Like OJ Simpson & Nicole Brown these two were just meant for each other. Instead of making your standard issue quesadilla, I stuck some mac ‘n cheese and buffalo chicken between layers of flour tortilla. I’m actually not really sure that this classifies as a quesadilla, but this is my fucking… [Continue Reading]
Beef Wellington. Filet of beef wrapped in puff pastry. Typically with some sort of pureed mushroom shit sauce and prosciutto or some shit. I gave this a whack before on my TMNTcooks Blog. Went crazy with the fucking thing. Cheese, salami, stuffing bbq sauce, really fucked this bitch up. What I did here… [Continue Reading]
When I was a little fuck fritter growing up I hated mac the fuck cheese. I honestly only recently started to enjoy it. The only way I would eat it as a kid was smothered in fucking ketchup. I think the issue was that any time someone made mac the fuck, it tasted like… [Continue Reading]
You know who he is. I know who the fuck he is. Nick from DudeFoods.com says he was “bored” and decided he wanted a Big Mac fit for a fucking king. He create the Big Mac n’ Cheese So he swapped out that shitty cocksucking sesame seed bun and replaced it with some mac n’… [Continue Reading]