Smoking weed is chill. Eating weed is even chiller. I remember the first time THC hit my lungs. Think it was the sixth grade. It was some seed and stem riddled shank out of some sort of fuckin wooden pepper shaker. I remember walking out of the woods arguing with myself that “this shit don’t… [Continue Reading]
Thanksgiving, spaghetti, cookie dough, ramen, French fry, and now Rice Krispies treat. It’s absurd that whoever made that taco stand or whatever the fuck it is hasn’t sent me at least a quarter-milli. Pretty sure I’m the only asshole using the fucking thing. This idea has been in my playbook for a minute now, but… [Continue Reading]
Been fucking around with Mr. Chef Brian Duffy’s burger StufZ product. I’ve also been sucking the s’mores dick dry. I crushed up some graham crackers (1 packet) and mixed with two eggs. Plopped that shit in the StufZ, filled the center with marshmallow and chocolate. Baked at 400 for 10 minutes flipping half… [Continue Reading]
I’m almost positive that eating this sandwich gave me the capability to touch my nipples together. Cheese, Corn Dog, Doritos and Bread. I was going to get real next level with this shitty bitch and use Ramen instead of bread but I decided fuck it. My next decision was should I butter the bread and see… [Continue Reading]
I was lucky enough to check out the new “cookbook” from Thug Kitchen………………….. Wasn’t a single fucking ramen recipe in that bitch so fuck that. Thug Kitchen? More like the racist wankster cooking show. Theres nothing fucking thug about pumpkin chili. Thats basic bitch soup. This shit pissed me off so much I needed… [Continue Reading]
S’mores are fuckin’ everywhere right now. Hansel…so hot right now. So i figured fuck it I’m having me a smortato. Nothing fancy here just your average s’mores ingredients all stuffed up in a sweet potato as fuck. Fuck yeah.
It was the 4th of July and I was working the first night of an 80 hour work week…because when you’re a food blogger you have to work a real job because no one makes a living doing this stupid fucking shit. So I cut out of work at about 1am because I wanted to… [Continue Reading]
Because fuck you.
This shit will put at least 5 tit hairs on your hairless tit section.
I didn’t even cook the cookie dough because I hope I get sick and shit myself this thing was that good.