This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…
Because fuck you.
Sticky white rice from your local dirty Chinese spot. Mold that shit in a lid from a Miracle Whip (fuck mayonnaise) and slightly cook one side in a frying…
So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint…
Your greasy family has left your temple. Bellies full of your hard work and slaving away in a hot kitchen, while they drink your booze and fart on your fucking…
Ramen and sushi go dick in hand. They are meant for each other. Often they are just paired together…but why not a ramen-sushi fuck orgy? Basically what I did…
I was going to save this one for the eBook until I realized its not really a recipe. Its just sushi with french fries, curd, and fuckin gravy. It…