hashfuck# sushi

Philadelphia Roll Sushi Slider

  Sticky white rice from your local dirty Chinese spot. Mold that shit in a lid from a Miracle Whip (fuck mayonnaise) and slightly cook one side in a frying pan. Throw on some cucumbers, smoked salmon, and cream cheese. Wrap in nori and suck a dick about it. Next time I suck this tit,… [Continue Reading]

Big Mac Sushi

So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint I normally fuck around with was closed, and the McDonalds across the street was open. So I made like an asshole and shit myself. I… [Continue Reading]

What To Do With Those Shitty Thanksgiving Leftovers

Your greasy family has left your temple. Bellies full of your hard work and slaving away in a hot kitchen, while they drink your booze and fart on your fucking furniture. If they aren’t total grease juggernauts they may have left you with some leftovers to fuck around with. Leftover turkey soup? Fuck that. Thanksgiving… [Continue Reading]

Ramen Sushi.

  Ramen and sushi go dick in hand. They are meant for each other. Often they are just paired together…but why not a ramen-sushi fuck orgy? Basically what I did was replace the boring as fuck regular old sticky white rice with some legit as fuck sticky shitty crushed up ramen noodles. If you cook… [Continue Reading]

Poutine Sushi

I was going to save this one for the eBook until I realized its not really a recipe. Its just sushi with french fries, curd, and fuckin gravy.   It was my very first attempt at rolling my own sushi and its was easy as fuck. I picked up some shitty white rice from the… [Continue Reading]