There nothing quite like the sweet taste of summer. I’m not actually sure if summer has a flavor but if it did hot dog Rice Krispies treat would sure the…
Gather ’round, basic bitches – we’re ranchin’ I fuckin hate ranch. It’s dressing for adults who at the age of 45 will order the appetizer sampler as their meal. A…
Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert. As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about…
Nothing gets my cock harder than ramen. There is a woman and a man somewhere in Indonesia literally doing the lords fucking work. Husband and wife living out the rest…
Nothing gets my cock harder than cleanliness. This is what happens when you push an individual to their culinary limits. No chef in the history of cooking has ever even…
Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…
This whole SpaghettiO Fried Egg dish has had some fuckin life to it. It started with a simple shitty photo I took of some boiled eggs filled with SpaghettiO’s a…
This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…
Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…