Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert. As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about…
Nothing gets my cock harder than ramen. There is a woman and a man somewhere in Indonesia literally doing the lords fucking work. Husband and wife living out the rest…
Nothing gets my cock harder than cleanliness. This is what happens when you push an individual to their culinary limits. No chef in the history of cooking has ever even…
Let’s all just be honest for a fucking second. Lobster tastes like shit and we all enjoy anything as long as it’s covered in enough fucking butter or mayonnaise. Notice…
This whole SpaghettiO Fried Egg dish has had some fuckin life to it. It started with a simple shitty photo I took of some boiled eggs filled with SpaghettiO’s a…
This is the type of shit Jiro couldn’t even fuckin’ dream about. Hot Dog Sashimi. Fucking brilliant. At no point in history has there been a more desirable plate of…
Did you ever think you could be constipated and have diarrhea all at the same time? After constructing the masterpiece of a recipe that was Nashville Hot Fried Pickles the…
The hardest part about this recipe is containing your erection (or stiff clit?) while you’re cooking this cocksucker. It’s no secret that I love me some SpaghettiO’s. I mean, we…
I don’t know shit about Portugal. Don’t know where it is on a map. Don’t know what kind of food they eat. Hell, I don’t even know how to spell…