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Foodie Feature: @dailyfoodfeed

Sometimes my time online is spent googling things like blue waffles, glass bottom boats, and brunette teen takes it in the ass. Other times I just sit around on @dailyfoodfeed’s Instagram and tug on my little prick for a bit. The Instagram is legit as fuck. Tons of @aftersicecream features. Tons of burgers. All the necessary… [Continue Reading]

10 Signs You May be Gluten Free

Do you suffer from the life altering gluten free complication know as celiac disease? Or are you maybe just a total fucking prick that has no idea what celiac disease is, you’re just looking to be “hip” and “with it”?   In the video below I go into a detailed and educated rant posting out the… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Buffalo Chicken Meatballs

2 Lbs ground chicken, cheese, spices, and some fucking off. Try to bury the fact that you’re a total failure at the next social gathering you attend with some of these bitches.    

[BREAKING NEWS] Guy Fieri Arrested at TGI Fridays

SANTA MONICA, CA – Law enforcement sources report that famed Food Network star, Guy Fieri, was arrested late last week following a series of alcohol fueled events that took place inside of a TGI Fridays. Representative from the Guy Fieri camp failed to email us back or return our phone calls. We were however able… [Continue Reading]