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Shepherds Fries

Todays mid-week recipe inspiration comes from a local spot in my hometown where I like to drink Jameson & Gingers and forget about giving a fuck. That spot is the Tavern, and they knock it out of the fucking park. Prime rib specials, legit as fuck wings, soups that’ll knock your tits off, popcorn, Keno…you… [Continue Reading]

The Ultimate Chicken Parmesan Sandwich

When life hands you lemons, shove the lemons in your hole and stuff some bread with spaghetti and cheese. This chicken parm sandwich will knock your dick…you guessed it…right in the fucking dirt. If there was ever a moment in your life where you had to question whether or not you were indeed ‘fat as… [Continue Reading]

Twix & Oreo Shot Glasses

There are two types of people in this world. People who like Twix and people who can just go fly a fucking kite. Inspired by my good friend Amy, of Oh, Bite IT! and her Snickers Shot Glasses, and my good friend at throughtheyesofmybelly.com‘s Bacon Chocolate Shot Glasses, I decided some fucking Twix shot glasses… [Continue Reading]

Ultimate Breakfast Slider Bake

For this weeks mid-week J.O. “sesh”, I’m going to do my version of Chef Alvin Cailan’s, owner off Eggslut in L.A., Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich he made on an episode of Munchies. His version is a couple of marbled eggs between a 4 banger of sweet Hawaiian rolls served with either fried pork or Spam, topped… [Continue Reading]

Grilled English Muffin Pizza Fries.

If you didn’t grow up eating english muffin pizza’s you were deprived of a positive upbringing. Either that or your parents had money to order real pizza. I’ve even had people tell me they grew up eating ketchup on bread-pizzas. You know what kind of parents make you eat ketchup pizzas? The kind of parents that kill… [Continue Reading]

Big Mac Egg Rolls

I’m not really sure what the exact blend of neighborhood cat your local Chinese spot uses for their spring or egg rolls to fill these dog shit-esque fried logs, but I can assure you this… EGG ROLLS FUCKING SUCK. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not talking about the legit as fuck rolls being made by… [Continue Reading]

Cheesy Bacon Chowder Tots.

The Vulgar Chef’s, Chowder Tots. California’s Slapfish® has a menu thats stacked toes to fucking tits, and when I say toes to tits, I mean TOES.TO.FUCKING.TITS. The Clobster Grilled Cheese (yes, thats lobster and fucking crab) Fish + Chips, and Shrimp & Bacon Avocado Grilled Cheese are a few menu items to name to get your… [Continue Reading]

Triple Bacon Cheddar Corn Dog

I’ve ben know to be a bit of a corndogger. No, I’m not talking about the same corndogging Elton John or Rob Halford are familiar with. (see corn dogging definition) Nothing against my gay male fams…but fuck, even for me corndogging is extreme as fuck. What I meant about me being a bit of a… [Continue Reading]