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Grilled Spaghetti Squash

Spaghetti squash is the undisputed champion of the squash world. I mean…does acorn squash even really stand a chance? This one right here is a great end of summer dish. One of my fucking favorites. I know I talk a lot of shit but I love me some grilled vegetables. Asparagus. Onion. Peppers. All great… [Continue Reading]

Dill Pickle Jell-O

Welcome to the wonderful world of pickle Jell-O. So I’ve been messing around with gelatin a bit. I could have went nuts with the geletin, but I wanted to keep it simple. I was originally going to try and make slices of actual pickle juice, much like when I made slices of gravy for The… [Continue Reading]

Stuffed Oreo Cookies

There are two types of people in this world: 1.people who don’t like Oreos. 2.people who are wrong. I love Oreos. My favorite thing to do with Oreos is to get a large glass of cold ass milk and drop like 6 or 7 Oreos directly into the glass. “Sinkers” are what I call them…. [Continue Reading]

Chicken Parmesan French Fries

I love french fries. Like…love french fries. I could eat them every day, all day. I also love topping fries with all sorts of random shit. I try to always make a “theme” with my fries. Steak & Cheese. Breakfast Fries. Spaghetti & Meatball. The real ticket with loaded fries is starting with the proper… [Continue Reading]

Giant Smiley Fry

Fryghtening. Horrifrying. Fryeightful. These scary giant smiley french fry puns doing anything for you? me neither. We’re back with another giant food recipe. I could honestly go on for weeks – if not months – with giant recipes, but I feel like that scab has been picked until infected. The giant food boat has sailed…. [Continue Reading]

French Onion Soup Burger

So there’s a video floating around of a woman who places a chocolate cake on the counter and proceeds to….you know what, never mind. There’s also this other video floating around of a french onion soup burger. The thing is legit. They went all out with it. Cheese. Carmelized onions. More cheese. It’s literally the… [Continue Reading]

Shepherds Pie Donuts

Shepherds pie – or EBT lasagna as I like to call it – is hands down one of the most magnificent forms of American fusion since white rice and ketchup. Reinventing the shepherds pie as a donut has easily solidified my position as one of the top pasty chefs in the modern world, as well… [Continue Reading]

Jalapeno Popper Chicken Sandwich

You can spend hours online image searching ‘jalapeƱo popper chicken‘ (speaking from experience). It’s a total belly-boner situation. In my opinion It’s the most literal form of visual food porn. Well there’s that and filming an actual porn with some food. For some reason no one has had the audacity to stick a nice hunk of… [Continue Reading]