Posts N Shit

Doritos Crusted Carne Asada Balls

So I did an interview. I was asked if I could come up with an OC inspired recipe. Problem was, every time I was in CA I was drunk as fuck. So after about 1:34 seconds of research I decided to go with this “carne asada” shit. Never had it in my life, but how… [Continue Reading]

Meat lovers Breakfast Rollup

So theres a video floating around online of some guy rolling up bacon with ground beef and cheese or some fucking dumb shit like that. I’ve had an idea for a while to make some sort of breakfast/sushi./rollup titty fucking thing. After seeing this other trash video I decided it was time to take charge…. [Continue Reading]

Red Velvet Oreo Cheesecake

Take your shitty graham cracker crust, and shove it straight up your candy ass.     This cheesecake is a real fucking banger. I was worried that maybe the Oreo’s wouldn’t hold up for a crust but thats just because I’m a fucking loser. All I did was crushed up some Oreo’s in a freezer… [Continue Reading]

Philadelphia Roll Sushi Slider

  Sticky white rice from your local dirty Chinese spot. Mold that shit in a lid from a Miracle Whip (fuck mayonnaise) and slightly cook one side in a frying pan. Throw on some cucumbers, smoked salmon, and cream cheese. Wrap in nori and suck a dick about it. Next time I suck this tit,… [Continue Reading]

Beef Wellington (The Vulgar Chef Edition)

  Beef Wellington. Filet of beef wrapped in puff pastry. Typically with some sort of pureed mushroom shit sauce and prosciutto or some shit. I gave this a whack before on my TMNTcooks Blog. Went crazy with the fucking thing. Cheese, salami, stuffing bbq sauce, really fucked this bitch up.   What I did here… [Continue Reading]

Cheetos Crusted Mac n’ Cheese Doughnuts

  Here’s one you can pull of with a dick in your mouth. All you need is some Mac the fuck Cheese, a doughnut mold tray or whatever the fuck ever, and some crushed Cheetos. Place the Mac the fuck in the doughnut molds and freeze for a few hours.  Pull them shits out of… [Continue Reading]

Big Mac Sushi

So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint I normally fuck around with was closed, and the McDonalds across the street was open. So I made like an asshole and shit myself. I… [Continue Reading]