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[HOW TO] Breakfast Shooters

  The Breakfast Shooter. Not to be confused with a booze filled shooter. Unless you’re a sick enough fuck to pour some booze in, then I guess yeah, it’s a booze-breakfast shooter. I’m high. I’m a simple breakfast dude. Bacon, ham, or sausage…eggs, potato and cheese. I don’t need to be “woo’d” with a fuckin’… [Continue Reading]

BEHOLD! The Pizza House!

          Take your stale gingerbread house and your fucking jelly beans and shove them up your muck pipe. The Pizza House is here to claim the fuckin title of food-based holiday houses. VIA: THRILLIST And hey, Thrillist, next time you guys want to rip off one of my recipes for your… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Marijuana Deep Fried Oreos

Smoking weed is chill. Eating weed is even chiller. I remember the first time THC hit my lungs. Think it was the sixth grade. It was some seed and stem riddled shank out of some sort of fuckin wooden pepper shaker. I remember walking out of the woods arguing with myself that “this shit don’t… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Bacon Blunts

Bacon potato blunts. Basically a play on my bacannoli only with potato & cheese and not shit house cheese in a fuckin can this time. Super easy to make if you have some cannoli tubes. If you don’t have cannoli tubes, I don’t know. Fuck off about it.   Wrap the cannoli tubes with bacon… [Continue Reading]

[HOW TO] Rice Krispies Ice Cream Taco

Thanksgiving, spaghetti, cookie dough, ramen, French fry, and now Rice Krispies treat. It’s absurd that whoever made that taco stand or whatever the fuck it is hasn’t sent me at least a quarter-milli. Pretty sure I’m the only asshole using the fucking thing. This idea has been in my playbook for a minute now, but… [Continue Reading]

[NEWS] Giada De Laurentiis Gets Plastic Surgery

  FOODNETWORK HQ – A representative from Giada’s management company released a statement from Giada herself this week following rumors that she had undergone surgery for breast enlargement: “I wanted a way to incorporate more tit into my recipes. We all know I’ve been letting the girls fly a bit more, since leaving my husband… [Continue Reading]