DAYTON, OH – An Ohio man has slipped himself into a deep food coma on a reclining chair after failing to know his limits with his turkey dinner. Jason “Uncle Mooly” Scaponi slipped into a deep food coma in his Aunt Adalina’s foyer on top of a bench she usually just stacks coats on… [Continue Reading]
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[RELATED NEWS] – GUY FIERI ARRESTED AT TGI FRIDAYS NEW YORK, NY – The NYPD were called to Katz’s Deli late last night after a number of phone calls came in reporting that the Fieri-Bourdain feud had come to a head inside of the overpriced deli. The two’s constant head butting finally stepped… [Continue Reading]
Sad news coming to us out of Southern California today. A young girl has apparently starved to death while trying to capture an Instagram worthy photo of her California roll. 23 year old Mahlong Fagina, self proclaimed Kim Kardashian of the food blogging scene in San Diego and operator of JustAGirlAndHerGrub.com, starved to death at… [Continue Reading]
Sometimes my time online is spent googling things like blue waffles, glass bottom boats, and brunette teen takes it in the ass. Other times I just sit around on @dailyfoodfeed’s Instagram and tug on my little prick for a bit. The Instagram is legit as fuck. Tons of @aftersicecream features. Tons of burgers. All the necessary… [Continue Reading]
Do you suffer from the life altering gluten free complication know as celiac disease? Or are you maybe just a total fucking prick that has no idea what celiac disease is, you’re just looking to be “hip” and “with it”? In the video below I go into a detailed and educated rant posting out the… [Continue Reading]
One of the first food blogs I started following, and really jerkin’ my man shaft to, was thefoodinmybeard.com Run by a now good friend of mine, Dan “the man” Whalen. I don’t know if he adds the whole “the man” thing to his name so I fucking did because his shit rules the fucking roost…. [Continue Reading]
2 Lbs ground chicken, cheese, spices, and some fucking off. Try to bury the fact that you’re a total failure at the next social gathering you attend with some of these bitches.
SANTA MONICA, CA – Law enforcement sources report that famed Food Network star, Guy Fieri, was arrested late last week following a series of alcohol fueled events that took place inside of a TGI Fridays. Representative from the Guy Fieri camp failed to email us back or return our phone calls. We were however able… [Continue Reading]
First poutine, and now this. As a Canadian, how can I honestly be more proud of the motherland? They continue to take a culinary spray fart on the rest of the fucking world. “Come to Americo tho…we got In-n-Out” Fuck off. As if curd & gravy covered cuts of potato weren’t enough to get your… [Continue Reading]
If you’re looking to be an uberly festive prick this Halloween, Tipsy Bartender has the cooler for you! A little elbow grease, a few pull out jokes as you remove the seeds, and you’ll be the talk of the fuckin’ town before you know it.