Posts N Shit

Fried Golumpki on a Stick

  There is a lovely Lithuanian woman in my town who makes a golumpki you would suck your dad about. Violeta’s Kitchen. She makes some rock your cock off soups(pickled barley is the fucking shit), pirogi’s, desserts, and meat pies as well. I’ve had the idea for a while to completely ruin everything I’m sure… [Continue Reading]

S’mores Taco.

  So I was fucking around with my dick this morning and I thought it would be a great idea to have a S’mores Taco to slide my cock into. I crushed up 4 graham crackers and mixed them with 4 egg yolks. I tried egg and butter first but that shit sucked a fucking… [Continue Reading]

Get Yourself Some Weed Coffee

  Finally. Thanks to Mirth Provisions, we have stoners with energy. Now you dirty dopers can organize vinyl records and make crummy jewelry with a little pep in your fucking step. Yes, I would like fries with that.

Poutine Stuffed Burger

If you have an issue with the amount of poutine related posts I do, you’re either a fucking terrorist or a fucking terrorist. If you don’t like poutine there is a 100% chance you grew up in a house where everyone had asthma and you were allergic to bee’s. I got myself on of my… [Continue Reading]

French Bread Pizza Burger Sliders

  So we all remember the French bread meatball grinder? The thing was fucking tits. Ever since I made it I’ve been wanting to try it again. I thought it would be Ryan Gosling of me to make some fucking sliders. I picked up a few Stouffers French bread pizzas and cooked them how I… [Continue Reading]

Poutine Waffle

I was fortunate enough this Christmas to get drunk as fuck. I was also fortunate enough to get a waffle maker or waffle iron or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Being the pancake lover I am (pancake tits, nipps, buttonholes, etc…) I thought to myself “great..more trash to stick on my fucking… [Continue Reading]

New Year, New Site, New Fucking Off

Well you cocky dick lovers we made it. 2015. Last year was a banger. We had The Ramen Taco, Thanksgiving Sushi, Multiple DudeFoods.com Features and a whole bunch of other cocksuckery. For the new year I wanted to have a more functional and hot ass website for all of you. So I had my people,i6tek.com… [Continue Reading]

Mac Sabbath McDonalds Heavy Metal Band

  Having toured and been a part of heavy metal outfit Within The Ruins for many years, its only fitting that I enjoy the fuck out of this. I mean pretty much all we did was play heavy fuck your mother metal and eat McDonalds.  

Buffalo Chicken Mac the Fuck Cheese Stuffed Mushrooms

  Are you the pile of shit constantly bringing spinach dip to a social event? Are you the first to say “Ill get plates and cups”? If thats the case go fuck yourself. Why don’t you whip up these bad Larry’s. Only takes about 25 minutes if your cock is hard enough. Clean roughly 20-25… [Continue Reading]