So I was driving around in yesterdays “blizzard” when I got a craving for some asshole. Coincidently, I also had a craving for sushi. Problem was that the sushi joint I normally fuck around with was closed, and the McDonalds across the street was open. So I made like an asshole and shit myself. I… [Continue Reading]
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Been fucking around with Mr. Chef Brian Duffy’s burger StufZ product. I’ve also been sucking the s’mores dick dry. I crushed up some graham crackers (1 packet) and mixed with two eggs. Plopped that shit in the StufZ, filled the center with marshmallow and chocolate. Baked at 400 for 10 minutes flipping half… [Continue Reading]
Yeah thats a fucking graham cracker waffle, the fuck did you expect? I smashed up two packets of graham crackers and mixed that shit with 3 eggs. Stuffed the mixture in my crummy waffle maker on a low setting. Pulled out my pud and let that shit cook for about 5 minutes. Topped with… [Continue Reading]
Shrimp. Flour. Egg Wash. Doritos. 400 degrees. 5 minutes. Flip. 5 more minutes. Flip. Suck your hole.
There is a lovely Lithuanian woman in my town who makes a golumpki you would suck your dad about. Violeta’s Kitchen. She makes some rock your cock off soups(pickled barley is the fucking shit), pirogi’s, desserts, and meat pies as well. I’ve had the idea for a while to completely ruin everything I’m sure… [Continue Reading]
So I was fucking around with my dick this morning and I thought it would be a great idea to have a S’mores Taco to slide my cock into. I crushed up 4 graham crackers and mixed them with 4 egg yolks. I tried egg and butter first but that shit sucked a fucking… [Continue Reading]
Finally. Thanks to Mirth Provisions, we have stoners with energy. Now you dirty dopers can organize vinyl records and make crummy jewelry with a little pep in your fucking step. Yes, I would like fries with that.
If you have an issue with the amount of poutine related posts I do, you’re either a fucking terrorist or a fucking terrorist. If you don’t like poutine there is a 100% chance you grew up in a house where everyone had asthma and you were allergic to bee’s. I got myself on of my… [Continue Reading]
So we all remember the French bread meatball grinder? The thing was fucking tits. Ever since I made it I’ve been wanting to try it again. I thought it would be Ryan Gosling of me to make some fucking sliders. I picked up a few Stouffers French bread pizzas and cooked them how I… [Continue Reading]
When I was a little fuck fritter growing up I hated mac the fuck cheese. I honestly only recently started to enjoy it. The only way I would eat it as a kid was smothered in fucking ketchup. I think the issue was that any time someone made mac the fuck, it tasted like… [Continue Reading]