Posts N Shit

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Buns

  Since it’s become extremely fashionable for BuzzFeed (the ISIS of click bait) to lack originality and turn to ripping off recipes from some of my good friends in this food community I am a part of, I thought I would do the same to them. I’m not sure whose calling the shots over at… [Continue Reading]

Peanut Butter Stuffed Cocoa Pebble Balls

Because if I have to see one more hash brown inspired food video I’m literally going to fucking cut my cock off. The recipe is simple, even if you’re a fucking dickhead. Just follow your classic Rice Krispies Treats recipe, freeze some peanut butter in ice cube trays (shoutout DudeFoods) and stuff it in the… [Continue Reading]

Spaghetti & Meatball Tacos

  Here’s a little piece of shit recipe I’ve been trying to jerk off for a while. I chatted with my consultant, Nick, from DudeFoods only to find out he had tried to do this as well. I was fucking hellbent on having the spaghetti be sauced but it just wasn’t fucking going down. They… [Continue Reading]

Animal Fry Grilled Cheese

The best thing about living on the east coast is that I don’t live in fucking California. Sometimes I flush my toilet and let my water run just for the fuck of it. Yeah I have some boys out there I got mad love for, but if I can’t step outside turn my hose on… [Continue Reading]

Doritos Crust Pizza

If you don’t like Doritos you’re either a terrorist or a fucking asshole. They can do no wrong. Cool Ranch? Jacked Street Taco? Suck my fucking cock clean off my body. I could have went with any flavor but I wanted to kick it old school and go with the OG Dorito. At first I… [Continue Reading]

America.

  Nothing is more American than food stuffed in other food. Stuffing a burger with hot dogs is like watching George Washington finger bang Abraham Lincoln on top of a fucking keg of Budweiser. Its Memorial Day Weekend. A celebration of America. A day to remember those who have lost their lives in the line… [Continue Reading]

How To Make Pulled Pork Cornbread Waffles

This recipe was honestly too good not to fucking share. I got some shit steaming in my brain after reading this recipe. Stay tunes because I’m about to turn your asshole into your mouth.   [SOURCE: AN EVENTFUL LIFE]