Posts N Shit

Deep Fried McGangBang

For this bitch I had to snag a page out of the Peep My Eats playbook. Instead of deep frying a Big Mac, I went for the fucking jugular. Grabbed a McGangBang and throat fucked the living shit out of that little dick hole. Just when you think McDonald’s can’t get any better, you fucking… [Continue Reading]

Pulled Pork Stuffed Doughnut.

It’s been minute since daddy posted. Ya’ll thought I was sleeping? Fuck that. I was jerkin dicks and feelin’ tits. Pulled pork stuffed doughnuts. I used some flaky biscuit rolls for this titty fucker, so I guess its not really a doughnut, but you know what? I pay the fucking web hosting fee and I’m… [Continue Reading]

Bacon & Chocolate Rice Krispies Treats

  Here’s an easy one. All you need is bacon, chocolate, and Rice Krispies Treats. I went with just the store bought treats because I don’t really have time to sit around and watch marshmallows fucking melt. I guess if you’re a real go hard you can make your own. It might have been more… [Continue Reading]

Independence Dog

  I’m just sitting here residing in that OG state. The mother fucking 13 original colonies. Plymouth Rock? We got it. Basketball? You’re fucking welcome. JFK? We used to refer to him as ‘the dude from down the block’. Volleyball. Yeah, volleyball. You’re all welcome for the buffet of beach volleyball ass you get to eye… [Continue Reading]

Bacon-Mac Pinwheel Buns

    <iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen></iframe> I often dream of living in a world where burger buns have thrown to the fucking wind. Bread is terrible and makes you fucking fat. Cinnamon bun burgers, Mac n cheese buns, and ramen buns. This is the kind of shit that gets my cock hard, and… [Continue Reading]

French Fry Burger Taco

  Much like Farrah Abraham self-proclaims herself the Kim Kardashian of New York, Id like to proclaim myself the fuck Farrah Abraham, that whack ass porn you made fucking sucks you long faced-lookin’ like you’ve been swinging around in a bat cave by your feet poor excuse for a parent.  I don’t like to jerk… [Continue Reading]

Giant Stuffed Tater Tot

  Tater tots. I’m not sure why we haven’t completely replaced french fries on menus with tots at this point in history. They’re crunchier on the outside, creamier in the middle, easier to dress up, and flat out just fucking taste better. But few places actually serve them and I can’t figure the fuck out… [Continue Reading]

Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Buns

  Since it’s become extremely fashionable for BuzzFeed (the ISIS of click bait) to lack originality and turn to ripping off recipes from some of my good friends in this food community I am a part of, I thought I would do the same to them. I’m not sure whose calling the shots over at… [Continue Reading]

Peanut Butter Stuffed Cocoa Pebble Balls

Because if I have to see one more hash brown inspired food video I’m literally going to fucking cut my cock off. The recipe is simple, even if you’re a fucking dickhead. Just follow your classic Rice Krispies Treats recipe, freeze some peanut butter in ice cube trays (shoutout DudeFoods) and stuff it in the… [Continue Reading]