Nothing gets my cock harder than a little skin. I’ve been meaning to cock-thrust my way through another chicken skin recipe ever since my Chicken Skin Mozzarella Sticks. This idea…
Nothing gets my cock harder than gelatinous mouth fuckery. 👇Follow on Instagram👇 A few weeks ago someone sent me this photo: Naturally I had to do it myself. I sourced…
Gather ’round, basic bitches – we’re ranchin’ I fuckin hate ranch. It’s dressing for adults who at the age of 45 will order the appetizer sampler as their meal. A…
There are two types of people in this world:People who know how great ketchup is and fucking morons. It’s no secret that I love me some ketchup. I thought it…
Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than potato balls. I fuckin love papas rellenas. Could eat ’em every day. I could eat any type of latin/puerto rican food every fuckin day….
Nothing gets my cock harder than a loaded mashed potato. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I know how to write a fuckin’ blog. Take some mashed…
Nothing gets my cock harder than fried eggs. We’ve already conquered SpaghettiO fried eggs so the next natural move was to conquer Flamin’ Hot fried mac filled eggs. Ill be…
Nothing gets my cock harder than Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It’s no secret that I’m a bit of a Flamin’ Hot fuck boi. Flamin Hot Cheetos Cheese Balls, Flamin Hot Bloody…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert. As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about…