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I Made NyQuil JELL-O So You Don’t Have To

NyQuil Jell-O Because its 2018 and why not? Those of you that follow along on Instagram most likely saw some insta-story action of my trying to choke down some NyQuil Jell-O. Well, if you couldn’t tell from the headline thats whats going on with this blog post. The nice thing about NyQuil Jell-O is that… [Continue Reading]

Rattlesnake Pasta Bake

  Italians don’t know shit about Pasta. For this weeks recipe I wanted to take pasta for a walk down Please Squat on My Face Boulevard. Some heat. Some meat. Some cheese. The holy trinity of get the fuck in my mouth. UNOs Pizzeria & Grill offers up a rattlesnake pasta of their own. I’ve… [Continue Reading]

The Polish Wet Dream Burger (Gołąbki Burger)

Gather ’round the cabbage tree, folks. When it comes to the Polish there’s not much to be said. Their women age like rotting fruit. Their food is some strange anomaly where’s it’s terrible and delicious at the same time. And if history has taught us anything it’s that it takes 3 Polish cunts to change… [Continue Reading]