One of the wonderful benefits about being a complete scumbag is you get to use your body as a filtering system for all types of scummy food. A trashbag crunchwrap is the peak of scummy food. Shitty meat. Shitty macaroni. Other various shot as fuck ingredients. There’s nothing to not like about not liking not… [Continue Reading]
Closing Out Basic Bitch Season With A Proper Burger. Basic bitch season is great if you’re into finger banging girls who dip their chicken tenders in ketchup and smell like pumpkin mayonnaise. Yoga pants are cool, but as the Great Bill Burr once said “I’ve been to enough yoga classes to know what those pants… [Continue Reading]
Pizza Fritters Are The National Pizza Month Item You Never Knew You Were Missing. October is a fantastic month. We’ve got Halloween, which is an amazing celebration of diabetes. The weather is beginning to cool making it less stressful on our inner thighs – And most importantly we have an entire month dedicated to the… [Continue Reading]
Little Debbie Lasagna – The Snack That Bites Back (or something) The nice thing about diabetes is it does not discriminate. Black? White? Muppet? Diabetes doesn’t give three fucks who you are or where you came from. I love diabetes. I don’t have it or anything, i just love it. I’d snort a Hollywood of… [Continue Reading]
NyQuil Jell-O Because its 2018 and why not? Those of you that follow along on Instagram most likely saw some insta-story action of my trying to choke down some NyQuil Jell-O. Well, if you couldn’t tell from the headline thats whats going on with this blog post. The nice thing about NyQuil Jell-O is that… [Continue Reading]
Its with great pleasure that I announce to you guys that we finally have a t-shirt again for the first time in about 3 years. We also have a recipe video to go along with the shirt! Thank you to ADRIEL for designing the shirt and SEEK & STRIKE for hosting the launch! Make sure… [Continue Reading]
The meatloaf sandwich is the official sandwich of sweaty under-tit. There’s a fine line of people who do and do not eat meatloaf and you can usually draw that line with household income…or something. Basically what I’m trying to say is meatloaf is the filet mignon of trailer park cooking and we wouldn’t want it… [Continue Reading]
Lets Take A Little Stroll Down Garlic Knotcho Boulevard. I like to imagine a would where anything can be turned into some sort of nacho dish. Spaghetti & Meatball nachos with some sort of garlic bread chip. Shepherds Pie nachos with some type of fried the fuck mashed potato jobber. Maybe even a cereal nacho… [Continue Reading]
American Fry Up vs English Fry Up Let me just start by saying I have no issues with a full English or traditional Irish fry up. I’m not even here to say that the fry up that I made here today is better than a classic English fucking throw down. I’m just here to slide… [Continue Reading]
Italians don’t know shit about Pasta. For this weeks recipe I wanted to take pasta for a walk down Please Squat on My Face Boulevard. Some heat. Some meat. Some cheese. The holy trinity of get the fuck in my mouth. UNOs Pizzeria & Grill offers up a rattlesnake pasta of their own. I’ve… [Continue Reading]
