Flamin’ hot pickles are the pickles we need and deserve in these trying times. This corona shit has me all sorts of fucked up. I’m out here cooking 2016 recipes…
Nothing gets my cock harder than potato balls. I fuckin love papas rellenas. Could eat ’em every day. I could eat any type of latin/puerto rican food every fuckin day….
Nothing gets my cock harder than a loaded mashed potato. I’m not going to sit here and pretend like I know how to write a fuckin’ blog. Take some mashed…
Nothing gets my cock harder than fried eggs. We’ve already conquered SpaghettiO fried eggs so the next natural move was to conquer Flamin’ Hot fried mac filled eggs. Ill be…
Nothing gets my cock harder than Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It’s no secret that I’m a bit of a Flamin’ Hot fuck boi. Flamin Hot Cheetos Cheese Balls, Flamin Hot Bloody…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a delicious dessert. As I sit here stoned not knowing what to say about this I find myself not knowing what to say about…
Nothing gets my cock harder than ramen. There is a woman and a man somewhere in Indonesia literally doing the lords fucking work. Husband and wife living out the rest…
Nothing gets my cock harder than cleanliness. This is what happens when you push an individual to their culinary limits. No chef in the history of cooking has ever even…
Nothing gets my cock harder than nature. It should come as new surprise that I love me a good natural colon cleansing. That’s all my diet is. One giant fuckin…
Nothing gets my cock harder than a cheap package of ramen. Additionally, nothing gets my cock harder than a good old fashioned weekend cruise down the aisles of a Dollar…